It’s clear that socialists after the reelection of their Emperor act exactly like the fans who riot after their team wins a title.
This is why we can’t have nice things.
In Egypt, Tahrir Square is again filled with pissed off people after Morsi made himself a Dictator, North Korea is acting like they’re gonna launch another soon to fail missile test and the United Lair of Thugs, Thieves and Despots voted for Imaginary Statehood Status for the terrorists of the never existed in the first place Palestine.
But this week, we’re going to concentrate on our local lunatics.
We’ve made it to the end of another week Patriots. Today IS Friday and…
With an Emperor who wants to punish success, it stands to reason that…
FAILURE IN THIS DAY AND AGE…IS REWARDED!!!
Remember, just a couple weeks ago, when Hostess went BANKRUPT and their IDIOTIC UNION STRUCK THEIR WAY RIGHT OUT OF THEIR OWN JOBS AND PENSIONS???
HOSTESS WANTS TO PAY THEIR TOP OF THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL EXECUTIVES…
$1.8 MILLION DOLLARS IN BONUS MONEY!!!!!
I am NOT making this up…
Hostess claims that the bonuses are necessary to retain the 19 corporate officers and “high-level managers” while they complete the liquidation process, which could take about a year and that 2 of those “executives” WOULD BE ELIGIBLE FOR…ADDITIONAL BONUSES…DEPENDING ON HOW “EFFECTIVELY” THEY CARRY OUT THE LIQUIDATION!!!!!
In other words…IF THEIR REALLY, REALLY GOOD AND COMPLETING THE FINAL DESTRUCTION OF THE ENTIRE COMPANY…THEY GET A BIGGER BONUS!!!
On the UP side…apparently several companies ARE interested in buying whatever is left of Hostess but I’m STILL hoping it goes to that Mexican outfit…”Bimbo.”
There’s just a snarky part of me that wants to walk into a grocery store, stroll up to the snack aisle and see…
BIMBO HO HO’S ON SALE!!!!!!!
You’ve heard of RoboCop…right?
Well, now the Department of Homeland Insecurity is planning on keeping us all safe with…
The Boston Engineering Corporation in Waltham, Mass., built this THING with OUR money and the Department of Homeland Insecurity will be USING it to as explore the flooded areas of ships, inspect oil tankers or patrol U.S. harbors looking for suspicious activity.
HEY LOOK…THERE’S A GUY SITTING ON THE DOCK WITH A LAPTOP AND HE SEEMS TO BE PAYING QUITE A BIT OF ATTENTION TO THAT OIL TANKER ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HARBOR!!!!!
Now THAT would be SUSPICIOUS!!!
According to Dave Taylor, the program manager for this GREAT idea…
The Robo-COD will, “blend in well with surrounding marine life.”
Well I would hope SO.
WE WOULDN’T WANT A MECHANICALLY DRIVEN, REMOTE-CONTROLLED, SPY FISH TO BLOW IT’S COVER AND GET OUTED BY A SQUID THAT CAN’T KEEP ITS MOUTH SHUT!!!
Right off the bat…I see 2 potential problems with this multi-million dollar waste of taxpayer’s money.
1) Somebody is gonna HACK into the program and before you know it…ROBO-COD IS GONNA BE AHMADINEJAD’S NEW BATH TUB TOY or…
2) WE’RE ABOUT TO DISCOVER EXACTLY WHAT THE INSIDE OF A SEA LION LOOKS LIKE!!!!!
Oh happy day…
The Emperor must be SO EXHAUSTED from ALL THAT CAMPAIGNING that he needs…
With the country speeding toward the fiscal cliff LIKE THELMA AND LOUISE…
THIS PUTZ HAS ANNOUNCED THAT HE AND THE WORST FAMILY WILL TAKE A 3 WEEK VACATION IN HAWAII!!!!!
Golf…Private Beach…SHOPPING…Lavish dinners…
But HIS HIGHNESS WON’T SIGN ANY BILL TO AVERT THE FISCAL CLIFF THAT DOESN’T JACK UP TAXES ON THE 1%!!!!!!!
Under the Emperor’s plan…THAT TAX HIKE WILL OFF-SET ALL OF 8 ½ DAYS OF GOVERNMENT SPENDING!!!
And here’s the kicker…
HIS PLAN INTRODUCES MORE…NEW…GOVERNMENT SPENDING!!!!
IF HE WANTED A LONG VACATION…WHY IN THE HELL DID HE RUN FOR 4 MORE YEARS ON THE JOB TO BEGIN WITH?????
Maybe all those socialists who voted for the fool on the hill did so because he was gonna protect the Pell Grants.
NOPE…GUESS WHAT MORONS…HE’S GONNA CUT THOSE BY 33%!!!!!
Maybe it was because THIS time they were SURE that the Emperor would actually DO something about the economy.
NOPE…GUESS AGAIN SOCIALISTS!!! JUST LIKE WE TOLD YOU…THE NEXT 4 YEARS WOULD BE JUST LIKE THE LAST 4 YEARS and to prove it…HE’S GOING ON ANOTHER VACATION WHILE THE ECONOMY FACES DISASTER!!!
Maybe the Emperor will find a solution AT A PRIVATELY CATERED LUAU!!!
And by the way…THERE AIN’T ENOUGH GRASS ON ALL THE ISLANDS COMBINED TO MAKE A SKIRT TO COVER SHAMUCHELLE’S AMERICA-HATING ARSE!!!!!
Maybe sometime during the Emperor’s vacation would be the PERFECT time for Sheriff Joe to SEND HIS INVESTIGATORS BACK TO LOOK A LITTLE DEEPER FOR THE REAL BIRTH CERTIFICATE…The emperor could sign off on whatever paperwork it takes to open all the records!!!
And Finally…Jamie Foxx is confused…
First of all he’s a comedian who THINKS he’s an ACTOR who THINKS he’s a MUSICIAN and NOW…
THIS 2-BIT IDIOT THINKS THAT OBAMA IS THE LORD AND SAVIOR!!!!!
Last weekend, at the SOUL Train awards (an awards show named after a long defunct show) this jackass actually opened his pie-hole and spewed forth:
“It’s like church over here. It’s like church in here. First of all, give an honor to God and our Lord and Savior Barack Obama.”
Allow me to explain A FEW of the differences to this moron…
Allow me to explain A FEW of the differences to this moron…
JESUS was born in a MANGER in BETHLEHEM.
OBAMA WAS BORN IN A HOSPITAL IN KENYA!!!
JESUS’ mother was a VIRGIN…
OBAMA’S MOTHER WAS A TRAMP!!!!
JESUS’ FATHER was OUR Heavenly Father…
OBAMA’S DAD WAS A MARXIST ASSHOLE!!!!!!!
JESUS had DISCIPLES…
OBAMA HAS SHEEPLE.
JESUS spread the word of GOD.
OBAMA WANTS TO SPREAD THE WEALTH!!!!!
Jesus turned water into wine…
OBAMA JUST KEEPS SERVING UP THE KOOL AID!!!!!!!
Jesus healed the sick.
OBAMA PASSED THE LARGEST TAX HIKE IN AMERICAN HISTORY BEFORE ANYBODY HAD A CHANCE TO READ THE DAMNED THING!!!!!
Jesus said, “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.”
OBAMA DOES UNTO OTHERS AND THEN GOES ON A 4 MILLION DOLLAR VACATION!!!!!
JESUS was GIVEN UP for 30 pieces of silver…
OBAMA WAS REELECTED BY SLUTS WHO WANT FREE BIRTH CONTROL!!!!!!!
JESUS lived to be 33 years old.
BY THAT STANDARD…OBAMA IS PAST HIS EXPIRATION DATE!!!!!
JESUS was crucified with his hands and feet nailed to a cross…
OBAMA SHOULD HAVE HIS ASS NAILED TO A DOOR JAM!!!!!!!!
Believing in Jesus gives us life, everlasting…
BELIEVING IN OBAMA PUTS US IN DEBT FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!!!
Listen Foxx, YOU BLATHERING FOOL…
JESUS IS THE LORD AND SAVIOR!!!!!!!
OBAMA, BY COMPARISON…IS THE ANTI CHRIST!!!!!!!!
AND YOU…YOU ARE NOTHING BUT AN ABSOLUTE SACK OF CRAP WHO LIKES TO PLAY DRESS-UP, LIVES IN A MAKE BELIEVE WORLD AND YOU HAVE YOUR HEAD SO FAR UP YOUR OWN KEESTER YOU HAVE TO UNZIP YOUR FLY TO DRINK YOUR SOCIALIST KOOL AID THROUGH A STRAW!!!!!
And don’t even TRY to sweep it under the prayer rug by saying that you’re a comedian and you were just playin’…
YOU AIN’T BEEN FUNNY FOR ABOUT 15 YEARS!!!!!!!
Well…At least I got all THAT off my chest.
It’s Friday my Patriot Friends and…
I AM FUMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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