Friday Fume

I gotta tell ya, this last week has left my HEAD spinning!

I’m beginning to see a pattern too. The closer we get to the election…Week by week…The deeper into insanity the liberals go.

I suppose desperation could be driving them to the edge but seriously, do they need to take the rest of us along for the ride??

Well, it IS Friday and…

I’m fuming.

The GSA…a VALUABLE government agency, basically in charge of not wasting our money has been…

WASTING OUR MONEY!!!

Turns out these YAHOOS spent almost a MILLION dollars on a conference in HENDERSON Nevada. $4.00 shrimp, $14.00 breakfasts…$75,000.00 on a seminar on how to assemble a bicycle…

THEY HAD A CLOWN AND…A MIND READER…WHO APPARENTLY NEVER SAW TROUBLE COMMIN’!!!!!

Now, to be fair, this isn’t JUST the liberals…THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR A LONG TIME but seriously, should the government agency in charge of making sure the government doesn’t waste the people’s money REALLY employ…12,500 PEOPLE???

Now, if it wasn’t bad enough…THEY MADE A VIDEO MAKING FUN OF HOW THEY GET TO WASTE OUR MONEY AT THEIR HAWAII OFFICE!!! And if THAT isn’t bad enough…

AT THE END OF THE VIDEO THEY GIVE THE GUY WHO MADE IT A PRIZE AND MAKE HIM THE GSA COMMISSIONER FOR A DAY!!!!
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They have 12,500 employees…Tooting their own horns…AND NOT ONE WHISTLE BLOWER???

Fuming.

Exactly how bat crap crazy do you have to be to before AL GORE thinks you’re bat crap crazy???

YOU HAVE TO BE KEITH OLBERMANN…and that’s a whole lot of bat crap crazy right there.

Olbermann who reportedly blew through 8 limo companies, refused to even speak to the network president, used to throw glassware at people and break things in his office during fits of rage…

GOT FIRED from Gore founded, Current TV this week bringing smiles to MILLIONS who can’t even FIND Current TV on their cable menu.

Then, in an effort at spin control, Olbermann showed up on Letterman and…

COMPARED HIMSELF TO A $10 MILLION DOLLAR…CHANDELIER!!!

‘You know, if you buy a $10 million chandelier, you should have a house to put it in.”

HEY…POSTER BOY FOR UNTALENTED ARROGANCE…GUESS WHAT???

IF YOU HAVE A $10 MILLION CHANDELIER…THE WIRING SHOULD GO ALL THE WAY TO THE BULBS…

AND YOURS DOESN’T!!!!!

Current TV has hires ELLIOTT SPITZER…yep…THAT ELLIOTT SPITZER…he of the hooker parties…To replace Olbermann.

I have an idea.

Since Olbermann IS…after being on MSNBC and Current TV…USED to not having anybody WATCH his shows…WHY DOESN’T HE BEG OPRAH FOR A TIME SLOT????

BETTER YET…LET OLBERMANN AND THE FRESHLY FIRED…AGAIN…ROSIE O’DONNELL SIT IN A BASEMENT TOGETHER AND TWEET ANNOYING MESSAGES TO BOTH THEIR FOLLOWERS!!!

The mere fact that this BOZO is suing Current for $50 million is ABSURD but…It might be worth TWICE that if he simply PROMISES NEVER TO BE SEEN OR HEARD IN PUBLIC EVER AGAIN!!!

I’m fuming.

From the “YOU MUST BE KIDDING” file…

The Department of Homeland Insecurity announced earlier this week that THEY will start handing out…TO ILLEGAL ALIENS…

“Unlawful presence waivers.”

UNLAWFUL PRESENCE WAIVERS?????

Yep.

To GET one…an ILLEGAL ALIEN will have to return to their OWN country and REQUEST “a waiver of inadmissibility in an existing overseas immigrant visa process.”

To QUALIFY they will have to PROVE that they have a RELATIVE who IS a United States citizen!!!

I CAN ONLY ASSUME NO PHOTO ID WILL BE REQUIRED AS THAT WOULD BE A VIOLATION OF SOMEBODY’S CIVIL RIGHTS!!!!!!!

This is all because Congress WON’T GIVE THE OKEY DOKEY TO AMNESTY SO OBAMA HAS DECIDED TO USE STEALTH AMNESTY INSTEAD!!!!!

Unlawful presence waivers…FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!

Are they gonna start handing out “Unlawful withdrawal” waivers to BANK ROBBERS???

How about “Unlawful use LOGGING EQUIPMENT” waivers TO AXE MURDERERS???

PROVING THAT HAVING ONE’S HEAD UP ONE’S BUTT CAUSES A LACK OF OXYGEN TO ONE’S BRAIN…THE SAME LIBERAL MINDSET THAT APPROVES OF “UNLAWFUL PRESENCE WAIVERS” FOR ILLEGAL ALIENS WOULD NEVER…EVER…THINK OF HANDING OUT AN “UNLAWFUL TART SUBSTANCE FOR RESALE WAIVER” TO AN 8 YEAR OLD UNITED STATES CITIZEN WITH A LEMONADE STAND!!!!!!

I’m FUMING!!!!

Finally…

WE HAVE THE HEAD CHEESE or is that…HEADCHEESE…himself.

Were it not for his ABSURD statements regarding the Supreme Court…and his BULLYING TACTIC in trying to get them to ALLOW HIS OBAMACARE OBAMANATION stand…

I GUARAN-DAMN-TEE YOU WE WOULD HAVE HEARD A LOT MORE ABOUT THESE ABSURD STATEMENTS!!!

Looking at the full statement in all its glory is a little like looking at a convention hall full of GSA employees…WAY TO MUCH STUPIDITY TO TAKE IN ALL AT ONCE…so, allow me to break it up a bit for you.

Obamarama-ding-dong was addressing Paul Ryan’s budget this week and uttered the following nonsense.

According to O-Bam…WHICH I AM PRETTY SURE IS THE NAME ON THE BACK OF HIS HOODIE…if Ryan’s budget passes…

“We wouldn’t have the capacity to enforce the laws that protect the air we breathe, the water we drink, or the food that we eat.”

Ummm I READ THROUGH THAT BUDGET AND I CAN’T SEE WHERE RYAN IS CUTTING OFF FUNDING TO WATER…FOOD OR AIR!

“Cuts to the FAA would likely result in more flight cancellations, delays, and the complete elimination of air traffic control services in parts of the country.”

I’M BETTING WE COULD KEEP AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL IF WE SWAPPED IT OUT FOR THE ELIMINATION OF THE TOUCHY-FEELY TSA!!!

THE DELAYS AND CANCELLATIONS, BY THE WAY…ARE NOT UNDER GOVERNMENT CONTROL AND IF THEY ARE…WE NEED TO SHUT DOWN THAT GOVERNMENT AGENCY IMMEDIATELY!!!!!

“There would be 4,500 fewer federal grants at the Department of Justice and the FBI to combat violent crime, financial crime, and help secure our borders.”

GIVEN THAT THE FINANCIAL CRIMES OF GOVERNMENT AGENCIES LIKE THE GSA AREN’T BEING COMBATED ANYWAY AND THE HANDOUTS OF “UNLAWFUL PRESENCE WAIVERS” IS TAKING CARE OF THE NEED FOR ANY BORDER SECURITY WHATSOEVER…THERE SHOULD BE PLENTY LEFT TO FIGHT VIOLENT CRIME DON’T YA THINK???

“Hundreds of National Parks would be forced to close for part or all of the year.”

Yeah…well, speaking as someone who actually LIVES INSIDE A NATIONAL PARK, let me fill ya in on something…

IF YOU WANT TO PUT UP A SIGN THAT SAYS, “THE SCENIC OVERLOOK IS OVER THERE”…BECAUSE OF THE GOVERNMENT…IT TAKES 3 YEARS…7 AGENCIES…1569 PAGES OF FORMS…IN TRIPLICATE…AN EPA STUDY…A CREW OF STRUCTURAL ENGINEERS…UNION SIGN MAKERS…A PERMIT FOR THE ARROW ICON…AN ACT OF CONGRESS…SPECIAL PERMISSION FROM THE UNITED NATIONS…A GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIZED ARBORIST TO MOVE THE FALLEN PINE CONE OUT OF THE WAY AND PRESERVE IT PROPERLY…A WILDLIFE SPECIALIST TO ASSIST THE SQUIRREL WHO WAS LOOKING FOR THE PINE CONE…AND A SAFETY ANALYSIS TO MAKE SURE THAT NOBODY GETS A PAPER CUT FROM HANDLING THE 1569 PAGES OF FORMS…IN TRIPLICATE!!!

AND GOD FORBID THEY STRIKE OIL WITH THE POST HOLE!!!!!!

And oh yeah…we can’t forget the whiner in chief’s final prediction…

“Over time, our weather forecasts would become less accurate because we wouldn’t be able to afford to launch new satellites. That means governors and mayors would have to wait longer to order evacuations in the event of a hurricane.”

Oh no he didn’t…

OH YES HE DID!!!

PAY ATTENTION YOU DEMOGOGING DEMOCRAT DONKEY’S DERRIERE…..

LOUISIANNA’S LOBOTOMIZED LIBERAL LEADERS WERE GIVEN 5 FULL DAYS TO EVACUATE NEW ORLEANS AND THEY COULDN’T MOVE EVEN A SINGLE BUS OUT OF THE PARKING LOT!!!

HOW MUCH MORE TIME DO THINK YOU NEED???

OUR WEATHER FORECASTS WILL BECOME LESS ACCURATE??? REALLY????

THERE’S A 50% CHANCE OF RAIN TODAY!!!! THAT’S WITH THE MOST UP TO DATE HIGH TECH HAND OF GOD, EYE IN THE SKY IMAGINABLE!!!

HOW THE HELL ACCURATE IS THAT REALLY???

A 50% CHANCE IT WILL RAIN MEANS THERE’S A 50% CHANCE IT WON’T!!!!!

OF COURSE…IF GOVERNMENT ACCURACY IS THE BAROMETER WE USE FOR WEATHER FORECASTING…THERE WOULD BE A 53% CHANCE IT WILL RAIN AND A 54% CHANCE IT WON’T ON ANY GIVEN DAY!!!!!

It’s Friday friends…and GOOD FRIDAY at that…

No matter…

I AM FUMING!!!!!